NeptuneDrift
I have a name which might possibly be Alexis. I live in a place that's known as a sin. I know people. I effort the art. I try the education in a place called college. I be in many fandoms.

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

ripelypine:

my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”

mylifeinmegabytes:

So one of my friends broke her arm falling off her porch and her hot neighbor friend took her to the emergency room. When she about to get a xray the technician asked “is there any possibility of you being pregnant?” and she’s like “No” the technician looked at her, looked the the hot neighbor friend then look back at her and asked "Are you sure?"

lads-n-gents:

moldybass:

nicolegendary:

*refreshes youtube*

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… … … (SCREAMING)

[GAVIN SCREAMING]

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redgrieve:

dinopuncher:

*tips chromosomes* m’tosis

this is getting out of hand

"We make unprofessional look professional"
- Gavin Free @ PAX East 2014 (via completely-mental)

jackthevulture:

miraclemodus:

narutooth:

sasuke uchiha is still a genin

SO IS NARUTO

AND OBITO

THIS WAR IS BEING FOUGHT BY PEOPLE WHO NEVER FINISHED THE NINJA EQUIVALENT OF MIDDLE SCHOOL

maybe thats why its taking so fucking long

dogapult:

today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread